Eiza Gonzalez First in Line

When Trump speaks of the big door in the magnificent wall at the Southern border letting in all the good people, presumably he’s speaking of chicks like Eiza Gonzalez. Quit being dodgy. Make it clear that the small fraction of the Mexican population not requiring an underwire bra gets in first. You want ten billion, you put an asshole bouncer who used to play D-line at State with an earpiece and a mock turtleneck out front and only let in the good looking people. There’s no winning again if the sketchy dude with the Nestle treats handcart is sliding in. Helado is just a nice way of saying tuberculosis. This plan needs a face. And tits. I’d use her. 

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