Cleo Live Seems Healthy

If social media stars are branding themselves as real pop media icons, why not adult webcam stars? The numbers on mainstream social media seem tremendous until you get into the analytics on adult peer to peer premium services. The Internet is porn. LiveJasmin is what Facebook hopes to grow up to be. That’s science.

This chick goes by her cam name, Cleo Live. It’s so simplistic it’s genius. She hopped over to that park in Miami where models in insanely tight shorts workout for ten men around them simultaneously circle jerking and snapping pictures. That takes more practice than you would think. Get some work in at the zoo. You won’t be alone. It’s unclear if this is yoga or simulated sex. It is clear which is preferable. When does she smile and call me super hot. My corporate card still has tokens left.

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