Charlotte McKinney Is Simply Trying Harder

Somewhere on this chick’s wall is a three year plan to completely take out Kate Upton. We’re in year two. Upton exposed her vulnerable flank when she declared she didn’t wish to be viewed as a sex object and didn’t provide any reasonable alternative. Also, Verlander cum was dripping down her cheek during her announcement. Visuals are key in politics.

Charlotte McKinney seems far less emotionally torn about what drives her numbers. There are no cozy nights in making vegan pizzas with Justin. There’s just tight tank tops and short leather skirts and pretending Stephen Dorff is a a good choice in men. You don’t do Dorff unless you’re on a climb. He’s like fucking the boss’ high maintenance daughter. It’s all in the plan on the wall. The red squares represent both abortions and vacations to Mexico. That’s intentional. 

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