Alec Baldwin Taking End of His Career Well

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the reboot of The Match Game game show from 1970’s daytime television. Thanks to the success of the latest Family Feud reboot with Steve Harvey production companies are now looking to revive more game shows for network syndication. Baldwin consulted his buddies Gin and Tonic as to how to handle his feelings about being the next Steve Harvey. Everyone agreed it was a good talk.

Baldwin commenced exploding on the streets of Beverly Hills angrily getting in the face a paparazzi who shot pictures of Baldwin’s not actually Spanish yoga instructor wife, Hilaria. The same Hilaria who daily posts intimate photos of herself, Alec, and however many babies she’s been able to produce before the future divorce. They’re always smiling in those photos. Weird.

See Baldwin screaming shut the fuck up, fucker, shut up caught on camera HERE.

The Baldwins have recently moved back to Los Angeles where people are far more tolerant of a drunken Irish liberal yelling faggot in the streets. As Baldwin put it more succinctly, in Los Angeles we get to live behind closed gates, drive in our cars to buildings, and never have to interact with people. Welcome back, Alec. Daniel’s honor camp accepts visitors on Saturday morning. Stephen’s on the beach speaking in tongues. And your daughter’s at the tattoo parlor on Sunset getting her left tit inked with black phallus art. There’s work to be done. No reason to start today.

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