The Curious Case of Hank Baskett

Deception is so imbued in the souls of veteran reality TV actors, you can never tell what’s real and what’s false produced for the cameras. As when former Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett III got outed visiting a tranny hooker in Sherman Oaks. It could’ve been one of those sweep weeks setups for his inane show with his wife Kendra Wilkinson, if not for the manner in which Baskett continues to lie about it to this day:

Baskett told People magazine that he never “engaged in anything.” However, he did admit that an unidentified transgender woman fondled him through his basketball shorts, when he claimed he showed up at an address to buy marijuana.

You’ve had decades since Eddie Murphy claimed he was giving a tranny ‘a ride home’ to be kind. Work on your craft. You’ve just copped to a crime. Also, having a man stroke your cock through your basketball shorts is fairly engaging. If you’re unsure, go find the biggest meanest guy at the gym and give him an unsolicited cock massage. Technically that beat down he just gave you was a hate crime. That won’t make your bones heal any faster.

After he got caught with the tranny, Baskett offered his wife Kendra Wilkinson the chance to cheat. He told her to go out there and be with other men. But only mentally. Nothing physical. Which is creepier than fucking. Also blatantly inequitable given his cockgobbling. Wilkinson tells Baskett when other men hit on her and he gets to ask her questions like what do these men look like in basketball shorts. She pegs him for his insolence. They both seems much happier. Tune back in when their son gets on the Internet in a couple years and reads this shit about his parents. They don’t make prescription pills large enough.

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