Rachel Dolezal Writing a Book

The black NAACP executive and Africana studies professor who turned out to be white and into the Big Bang Theory is writing a book on her experiences falling from fake-race grace. Rachel Dolezal visited the Today Show who lacked any more reasonably credible guests to discuss the book which she hasn’t yet begun writing:

I’ve heard a lot of stories from people around the world about their lives being somehow caught between boundary lines of race or culture or ethnicity. [It’s about] this larger issue of if you don’t fit into one box and if you don’t stay there your whole life, being identified from birth as who you are — what does that look like? Race didn’t create racism, but racism created race.

That actually doesn’t makes sense, but it’s a better response than running away when a reporter asks you if your parents are both Caucasian while you’re pretending to be black because it’s simply how you feel. Lying about your race doesn’t make you post-racial, it just makes you a liar. If you produce interracial porn and you’re the black one, I’m demanding my money back. You know, in that hypothetical world where you pay for porn anymore.

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