Paris Jackson Inked at 18

Paris Jackson celebrated her eighteenth birthday by fooling around with her twenty-six year old boyfriend and tattooing what she described as message from her father onto her forearm. ‘Queen of my heart’. Michael Jackson died seven years ago from an overdose of self-administered anesthesia while his doctor was sexting. It’s unclear when the King of Pop precisely sent this message. It is clear that Paris’ boyfriend is a solid decade and a half too old to have ever been approved by her father. The next tattoo should be the GPS coordinates for the Witsec house where her father, Elvis, and Lisa Left Eye Lopes are playing canasta. Look to the Southern skies and hope the new developers don’t dig too deep at he old Neverland Ranch. Some boners were meant to stay buried.