Nicola Griffin Gets More Work

Nicola Griffin is the fifty-six year old chunky lady model Sports Illustrated featured in their swimsuit edition after Time-Warner diversity edicts came down from corporate. One young fat chick, one older zoftig mom, and ten thousand barely legal caublasians holding their own tits. It’s eerie how the women equipped to be anything in this world but models respond similarly to the fact that they are being promoted as models:

I haven’t heard any negativity whatsoever. In fact, I’ve had some fantastic feedback from women saying they finally feel they have a model that represents and inspires them. It’s been wonderful.

What inspires them in particular? The fact that you’re the C-plus student and easy to match on the curve? You’re not a model. You’re a decent W4M divorced 50-something seeking male for friendship possibly more. No offense, lady, but consider inspiring women with your intellect or your water color paintings. Fighting for the rights of frumpy looking women to feel confident in their superficial appearance is an empty and losing battle. Your sand castle can’t block the tide. Consider a mole check and a bathrobe.

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