Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Problem

Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo. Like most super chill people into body art, she shared it with tons of exclamation points and hashtags on Instagram. Cyrus noted her new tattoo was the planet Jupiter while many of the 100,000 people who have the free time to interact with a Miley selfie noted that her tattoo planet sure looked like Saturn. The one with the rings around it. That we learned about in first grade.

Actual astronomers chimed in with the obscure fact that Jupiter like most other planets in the solar system also contains gaseous rings, just not as highly visible as Saturn. Thereby opening the door to the possibility that Miley Cyrus is using tattoos to educate children about an arcane matters of natural science. While the more believable argument continues to be weed brain. Is that zit cream on your face or the moons of Jupiter? We never used to defend dumb people like this.