Lena Dunham Leaving If Hillary Doesn’t Take Over

Lena Dunham known for her fierce feminism and the constant smell of wet woodland mammal that follows her like a Pig-Pen dirt cloud is ditching the United State if Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton in November. Unlike previous celebrities who have said unlike previous celebrities they are truly serious about leaving, Dunham stated that she is truly serious about leaving unlike previous celebrities. Dunham posted this creepy photo of Hillary Clinton holding flowers to remind people that her love for Clinton has zero to do with ‘Vagina Voting’. Much more to do with Clinton’ public policy regarding vaginas. A President who hates men for making her feel ugly or Dunham’s moving to Canada. Imagine that caravan of mules and magnum sized tampons crossing into Ontario. Gives us your tired and your poor and your dismayed fat progressive chicks. Canada needs to work on their rep. You’re North America’s attic. Don’t take it too hard. The basement is lousy with Mexicans.

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