Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Ruin Gigi Hadid’s 21st

There’s some age at which going to a birthday party when you’re fifteen years older than the birthday girl is deemed inappropriate. Like 8 and 23. You’ll get looks when you’re trying to fit into the little tea party chairs. The 30-something Kardashian sisters routinely show up to teen and young adult events because they have no friends their own age. Or friends. Anywhere the cameras go is an open invitation to film yourself getting wasted as your tits fall out of your dress.

If the birthday guests of honor had real parents, they’d ask the old floozies to please leave. You have to get through the cameras and security and layers of anxious men holding sewing needles in their mouths. Let’s measure and see who’s showing more tit? We’re such cougars. Do you think we’re wrecking that chick’s birthday party?

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