Kendall Jenner Searches for Her Real Daddy

Khloe Kardashian’s paternity chase ended with her being part Kris Jenner’s late 80’s hairdresser and part used Burger King french fry oil. Kendall Jenner is now seeking her true lineage since it’s hard to picture a gay man with tits being your real dad. Also, Kris Jenner keeps teasing around how many other people she fucked while married to Dead Bob Kardashian and Bruce Jenner both. The Scarlet Letter isn’t for most women, but that’s her source of pride.

Kendall Jenner’s paternity question is almost certainly a sensational programming ruse for the pre-diabetics class glued to the E! channel. At the same time, there’s a real chance Bruce on multi-decade transition to Caitlin isn’t this kid’s father. If I didn’t look at all like the the tranny with a vehicular murder rap who claimed to be my dad,  I’d be lining up at the lab. Experts on all the people Kris Jenner fucked out of wedlock believe ex-soccer player Todd Waterman is the likely sire. Kris Jenner alluded to him in her Emmanuelle in Brentwood styled memoirs in 2012. It wouldn’t be horrible to lay claim to a vapid 20-year old who’s booking four to five million a year with no signs of slowing down. The price is admitting you fucked Kris Jenner. Cost-benefit that shit. It’s close.

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