Katherine Heigl Will Apologize for Work

Katherine Heigl has rescinded her initial criticism of Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up which came out eight years ago. Heigl previously called the movie sexist;

It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys… I’m playing such a bitch; why is she being such a killjoy? Why is this how you’re portraying women?

Heigl now admits it was dumb to criticize her own movie. She narrowed her disappointment with the specific character she played, a hot blond who hooks up with a tubby pothead Jew simply because tubby pothead Jews run Hollywood. Fair enough. That was twenty-nine when she was working steadily. Now she’s thirty-seven and would gobble Seth Rogen cock like her professional life was hanging in the balance.

The entitled hot-girl shtick is great when you can pull it off. One day you realize everybody was sweet to you because they wanted to see you naked. Ask Charlize Theron. She hit forty and now complains about how pretty women are discriminated against in Hollywood. Time to pay the piper. No more coasting off your pubescent thong scene in My Father the Hero. You’re going to be the middle-aged mom whose husband is fucking the babysitter in Lifetime movies. See you at 2am. Bring the cure for adult acne.

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