Kate Middleton Has Some Nasty Dogs

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton and the bald guy she married because he’s worth billions visited India. India used to be a colonial territory in the British Empire until Indians realized fighting British guys isn’t super hard. The royal couple removed their shoes for a tour of the Gandhi museum. Ghandi didn’t eat for five years. The least you can do is take off your fucking shoes.

A foot specialist named Dave Wein was summoned by the tabloids for analysis of Kate’s jacked up toes. Think of those useless body language experts, add a foot fetish, and subtract a few dozen IQ points.

There looks like there may be some rubbing or even the start of a corn on the little toe. You can also see the fourth and fifth toes deviate towards the centre of the foot… This clawed position will normally have been created by pressure from pointed shoes, especially where high heels have delivered excessive pressure on the toes and ball of foot in a pointed toe box.

Said Wein while jerking off with a pair of his mother’s stockings in his mouth. If you’ve seen Victoria Beckham’s nasty ass feet you know what ten straight years in torturous high heels can do to a woman’s otherwise dainty feet. It’s like the hamburger meat in the fridge you don’t remember buying. Will it kill you if you cook it through into taco meat? Probably not. But you wouldn’t lick it raw on a dare. Maybe on your honeymoon. You try wrapping those around my cock and I will punch Future Queen or England or not. Put your shoes back on, Jar jar

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