Jessica Alba Flirts With Uncle Sam

Jessica Alba invited the U.S. Commerce Secretary to visit her kid care products company where they sell all natural U.S. organic healthy products made in under inspected battery acid storage plants in Guangdong. The Cabinet Secretary showed up because middle aged civil servants love a free meal and a celebrity photo posted to an Instagram account with 7.6 million followers. Alba and her partners are concerned that the terms natural and all-natural aren’t being regulated properly by the federal government. By regulated they mean only our abrasive alkaloids are kosher. Also, all-natural products must contain some parts Alba urine. That seems fair to everyone. Following the meeting Alba jetted off on vacation and snapchatted several picture of her tits in a bikini. Mythical gender pay gaps aside, it’s good to be a female CEO.

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