Erika Jordan National Beer Day Almost Tits

National Beer Day dates back all the way to about five years ago when some dude invented it as a Facebook page. So it’s somewhere between Kwanzaa and National UFO Day in terms of legitimacy. It’s about as impactful as the 4th of July would be if the local Elks Lodge had a parade and fireworks show every single day of the year. It’s yet to be officially recognized by a Congressman in exchange for a same sex blow job and an invite to the Coors family private retreat. Made up holidays do provide for the contingent of Cinemax actresses trying to get the fuck out of Cinemax to cosplay up some not quite thematic topless shots. To be as fair as possible, I’m going to re-assess your ass in three more beers.

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