Drunk Nic Cage and Fat Vince Neil Throw Down (VIDEO)

In the future, all incredibly drunk after-high school party altercations will be played by Nicholas Cage and Vince Neil. The two drinking buddies were loaded outside the Vegas Aria hotel in the middle of the afternoon fighting and hugging after Neil apparently shoved a chick to the ground for asking for an autograph. Not his, Cage’s. Approaching these two on senior bender kind of warrants some kind of beat down. It’s Vegas. Turn the corner and you’ll find a more desirable autograph. Being a washed up souse was easier before 600 million cellphone cameras were distributed. No way I’m giving you your keys, bro, you’re way too fucked up and your blood glucose level is spiking. I fucking love you, man. Let’s get some Hawaiian burgers and talk about chicks.