Courtney Stodden Bloody Mouse

Courtney Stodden follows the tradition of blond chicks with fake knockers you forgot about posing in dramatic street art in support of PETA. You can’t get this kind of gothic cosplay at Comic-Con. According to PETA, PetSmart is live freezing rodents. They don’t explain why the pet supply company is doing this, so let’s just assume for shits and giggles. It’s hard to get upset over the poor treatment of rodents. If they changed their mammalian order to Thai massage girl, they’d rise a couple notches on the sympathy chart. I’d live freeze Courtney Stodden. The years beyond twenty-five are not going to be kind to her.

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