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April 13, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j | 0 Comments
If Coco hadn’t been able to conceive a child for her best sex shoot prop ever, she would’ve had to purchase one in an Albanian bazaar. This fucking baby is the best thing that ever happened to the kumquat shaped model. Coco’s photo and video work over the last four months consists of her with a string up her ass making kissy faces to her baby she named Chanel. Featuring your infant in your soft core porn work is the logical extension of stage parenting. If you weren’t her biological mother, you’d be thrown in jail for ten to twenty. As her mom you just notched another half a million insulin resistant women social media followers applauding your maternal instincts.
In her latest opus to mother and baby fuck-me poses, Coco booty dances around her baby as though the stroller were a stripper pole. She points to Chanel, a thinly veiled ruse, as we all know who this video is about. Coco squats in a thong and high heels like she’s taking a shit outside a third-world brothel. Not everybody knows what they want to be when they grow up. Chanel is four months and already knows what she has to be. Make sure she only gets spoons with her mashed peas.
Photo credit: Coco / Instagram