Chyna Sleeps in Valhalla

It’s not the number of the years you live that matter, but the amount of living you pack into those years. Arguably the most notorious female professional wrestler ever, Chyna, finally succumbed to a dozen or more years of trying to kill herself with booze and alcohol at age forty-five. Chyna leaves behind a series of porn work fulfilling the fetish of men who like see large muscular women take it in the ass and an obligation for the McMahon family to lie about how much she meant to them. She’ll probably get that Hall of Fame nod posthumously, previously denied because every time kids would Google her name, shots of her taking cum on her brutish face would appear. An entirely new design of breast implants were created in Chyna’s name, designed to fit the larger, broad chested gals like Bruce Jenner. Chyna lives on in every cock Caitliyn French fucks while crying and remembering ’76. There are no Gorilla Press Slams in heaven.

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