Chris Hemsworth Respects Women and So On

Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth, has learned what every college-going male has known for decades. Make vague and obvious statements about women’s rights and women will forget about all the other girls you’ve fucked. Australians are slow. And sexist. And alcoholics. So just saying that he respects his mom has earned Hemsworth an outpouring of praise. Hemsworth says he considers himself a feminist.

“Oh yeah, for sure. My mum’s a big feminist. I think that my views on things, as far as respect for women and so on, came from my mum. My dad has a very balanced and respectful view on a lot of things too. They were huge positive influences in my life.”

So brave. And only half a century after the feminist movement got underway. Hemsworth is getting paid millions to be in the upcoming The Huntsman: Winter’s War. A movie with a predominantly female cast hoping to lure in a big female audience. Maybe he’s not as dumb as he sounds. Wonder what the activists will say after he bangs the entire cast. Probably ‘me next’. Even feminists need cock. Don’t ask them to confirm.

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