Caitlyn Jenner Conveniently Timed Tits

According to a new book about the Kardashians, friends of Jenner argue that Jenner timed his public gender transition to distract from the fact that he murdered someone with his car.

Before Bruce got into the accident, he gave the world hints about his true sexuality. After the accident, he went full steam ahead. I truly believe he was trying to misdirect the negative publicity he received after the car crash….it was clear he was worried about being charged.

The death by Jenner car happened in February. Vanity Fair claims Bruce Jenner was talking to them about the coming-out article in early March. Suspicious. I’d get implants to avoid prison. Jenner’s own story has him wishing he were a girl from as early as his grade school days. He pulled the trigger fifty-five years later just weeks after tossing an old lady’s car into oncoming traffic. Everybody needs a little push to make their dreams come true. At least name one of your tits after the woman you killed. That means her soul doesn’t have to walk the earth in limbo waiting for you to apologize.

Photo credit: Caitlyn Jenner / Instagram