Bryana Holly Is Your New Celebrity Girlfriend

Bryana Holly is now the chick linked to dating no less than eleven different celebrities. It’s a good spot for her. Not so enticing for the dude who gets sloppy elevenths. She became popular when she was dating the Jenner kid Bruce sired when he was still biting his lip and banging women in the 80’s. There’s a decent career in dating the right people. You don’t need to tell your publicist to lie. You just need to tell her which famous people you’d like to be rumored to be fucking. When the cameras arrives, make sure you’re in a bikini that doesn’t quite fit. This is more science than art. Refer to the instruction manual on where to put the paint brush.

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