Bow Wow Brag Cash Not His Own

You’ll always be Lil Bow Wow to me, fucker. The rapper born Shad Moss took a picture of his money to show the world that he has so much of it it needs sorting and stacking. Like those multi-level marketing hucksters in their rented Benzes hoisting modified 1040’s to show potential recruits how much money there is in selling meats and cheeses door to door. A guy named Timothy Sykes noticed the Bow Wow photo was identical to the million dollars pile of cash photo he uses on his stock market trading secrets website. He called out Shad for ripping his photo. Apparently not the first rapper to do so. No honor among gangsters and all that.

The Internet turned hard on Bow Wow. He quickly reposted a photo of himself holding $40K in cash. That’s not a million, bro. The french fry guy at Seattle area McDonald’s pulls in more than that now. You liquidated your SAG pension for nothing. If you want to be Like Mike, lay that entire forty on the par four first hole at Pine Meadow. Nobody’s too big to fail. Or too Lil.