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April 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The Kardashians are fond of buying six-figure sports cars for the despondent souls they’re fucking. Blac Chyna got hers. A purple Lamborghini for rimming Still Fat Rob Kardashian. Don’t call this one unearned. The diabetic son hasn’t earned like his sisters, but a couple million from E! and minus eleven dollars from his signature designer sock line made the Lambo buy for his Yoko Ono a no-brainer. His sad face emoji brain has no chance against a seasoned stripper. They’re master con men with the reinforcement of giant tits. Of course we need a joint checking account so you can pay the utility bills. Why does it sound like you’re calling from overseas? Blac? Blac, are you still there?
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