Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Strip Club Engagement

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where the liposuction nozzle goes. Blac Chyna brought along her mom who cried because even moms of whores have feelings. Kardashian timed the engagement announcement for when the entirety of his family was out of town filming a fake ski vacation. Also for half-prized apps hour. Amber Rose got caught up in the romantic excitement:

“Congratulations to my Family @blacchyna and @robkardashian!!! Please don’t let nothing or no one tear u guys apart! I never seen my sis so happy and I couldn’t be more happy for her! Sometimes we find love in the strangest places Lol God Bless you 2! Now let’s get this wedding together so y’all can start making some babies”

Kanye just spit up his cum. This seems to be moving pretty fast. Sometimes you find love in strange places. Sometimes you find it in the gunt folds of a deeply troubled guy from a family worth a couple hundred million. Wake me up for the ‘condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective’ God has a plan birth announcement. You only think you know what true anxiety eating is.

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