Bella Thorne Fake Boobs Are Really Successful

Whatever breast tissue Ariel Winter discarded into the red medical waste bag this chick’s parents purchased, packed, and stuffed into their little girl doll to make her more profitable. Now she’s starring in four to seventeen movies taking YouTube and Vine stars and putting them into movies scripted by millennial writers who don’t charge a lot. Girls under the age of married no longer go to the theater. Entertainment only exists in a shared social media environment. Like checking out Kung Fu movies with a black crowd. You don’t watch a Bella Thorne movie, you talk excitedly about it while it plays unwatched in the background amid micro-targeted push advertising. People who thought television would turn future generations into idiots lacked technology foresight. Put Tubman on the twenty. Our universal currency is forever eighteen and tits.

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