Bella Hadid in A Bikini

The Hadid sisters claim that they’re being bullied by the lifeless French prostitutes working as high fashion models for being too stacked and having female ass shapes. That’s body shaming even if they’re essentially calling them way more fuckable and worth having around for more than one evening of cigarettes and melancholy sex to the sounds of ribs cracking. This is the sister with the celebrity lyme disease requiring her mother to give her homemade transfusions while doctors recommend she just drink more Sunny D a couple times a week for her complexion. She seems pretty healthy looking. If she’s smart she’ll stay on the island and live out her days the wife of one of St. Bart’s wealthy barons. And have her mother killed. Sad how the lyme disease caused mom’s brakes to fail on that PCH turn.

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