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April 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The Thorne stage parents are still pretending their girls are Hispanic and in their teens. They hit pay dirt with the youngest, Bella. The older two chicks have long since been shuffled off to softcore private modeling. That doesn’t even begin to cover the tap lessons and molestation survivor therapy sessions. Bella is booked into ten movies and an equal number of lip gloss merchandising campaigns. Her stock is solid. Whatever ground endangered species powders you sprinkled over her Manwiches to make her tits bigger than her sisters paid off. Don’t ever let people tell you being stage parents who got their girls into crotchless trousers at five is abhorrent. Those naysayers don’t live in future mansions battling lawsuits from their children over missing trust fund balances. Remind the older one to save her frightened looks for the Abu Dhabi rainbow parties.
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