Ariel Winter in A Bikini

Not every breast reduction surgery has a happy ending. Many end with the post-op patient anxiously rummaging the dumpster behind the plastic surgery center. Ariel Winter turned her tinier tit operation into a cause célèbre. Like everything personal an actress has ever shared with the public, Winter anecdotally reports it inspired many women and girls. Ariel’s boyfriend has been supportive through what qualifies in Hollywood as an ordeal. His primary form of support appearing straight-faced when he insists he doesn’t miss how his dick used to entirely disappear into her enormous rack. At worst, he loves her eighty percent as much as he used to. That’s not so bad for a couple of teens banging naughties in the Bahamas in the void left by never attending school. Love conquers all. Doctors just injected your resected mammaries into Kim Kardashian’s ass. The Circle of Life in Beverly Hills is particularly callous.

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