ADVERTISEMENT
March 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Still chubby Rob Kardashian is now the official boyfriend of Blac Chyna. The duties are simple. Spooge into a warmed mason jar until Chyna’s attorneys crack the legal matrix Kris Jenner uses to protect family money from her retarded children’s scheming love interests. And accompany Chyna to work. Mostly strip clubs and Armenian bachelor parties. Rob skipped the family Easter church service to escort his girlfriend to the Crazy Horse in Atlanta. It’s addictive watching your woman collect sticky on the bottom side of her whoring duds. Yes, pre-cum is technically Paleo. Why do you ask?
Photo Credit: Splash