Miss Puerto Rico Shitcanned

Kristhielee Caride was fired from her title of Miss Puerto Rico for neglecting her position. She will not compete in the Miss Universe Pageant or talk plainly about the scourge of AIDS babies. Caride admitted to finding being on camera particularly unpleasant as well as having to answer questions. Unfortunately, that and looking moderately like Roselyn Sanchez is the entirety of the gig. This is a major blow for Puerto Rico which already suffers from bankruptcy and being filled with a shit ton of Puerto Ricans. Caride apologized in moderate to broken Spanglish on her Facebook page:

Err it is human, is also courageous to acknowledge mistakes and want to remain an example of a real woman, with purpose that stays with my head held high against all odds that past life; Boricua extolling the beauty and in turn accept failure. My teaching experience will serve for other girls and the organization of the event.

No clue what that means. But that and your pretty sweet tits will buy you the hand of one of the seven wealthy men in Puerto Rico. Now hand back the crown. You’re giving a bad name to girls who smile and wave.

Photo credit: Kristhielee Caride/Instagram