Margot Robbie Will Play Tonya Harding

Australian actress Margot Robbie has agreed to play the part of figure skater and trailer-park possum Tonya Harding in an upcoming biopic entitled, I, Tonya. Robbie is exceedingly hot. Harding still has bangs. Part of the fun in hating Harding was that she was rough looking in a sport filled with perfect princesses. You wanted to fuck Nancy Kerrigan. You looked at your life and realized you were getting Harding. It was an early 90’s slap in the face. The film is written by the same guy who wrote Hope Floats, Stepmom, Kate & Leopold, and P.S. I Love You. They play those on a loop in Guantanamo. A light comedic respite from the forced hummus colonics. If you’re nostalgic for the era, put on Fuller House, throw on a flannel and have Courtney Love stick a shotgun in your mouth.

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