Lamar Odom Trotted Out Again

Kris Jenner routinely feeds stories to outlets such as TMZ and HollywoodLife posing as an anonymous inside source. The outlets post the anonymously sourced nonsense as an audience drawing exclusive. Like the North Koreans selling nuclear secrets to the Iranians in exchange for less mealy rice. This weekend Jenner incognito spit out a story that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom had a romantic dinner at Ruth’s Chris steakhouse. Newsworthy since Lamar is still suffering from the lingering affects of a massive stroke. Also Khloe forcing him to sign papers reversing their divorce while he thought his name was Tyson Tiger and he lived in the Honeycomb Hideout.

Khloe and Lamar acted like a couple, all flirty and affectionate. They looked really happy and were in deep conversation, like they were in their own world. Khloe looked especially happy with a huge smile on her face the whole time. Plus it was a romantic setting for them.

A comatose basketball player and O.J.’s chubby daughter whose brain froze when her head went through a windshield in her teens. I bet there was a shitload of smiling. Somebody dressed Lamar and told him he was finally going be allowed to see his children. Enslaving a large black man in s semi-vegetative states is a new Kardashian low. It would be against the law if so many unhappy women didn’t follow it like a fairytale. Love conquers all. Why does Lamar keep sticking his hand under the broiler. Can we get a shorter leash?

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