Kylie Jenner Wants Kylie For Her Own

Kardashians and intellectual property seem an odd combo. Those cash cows continues filing trademarks to build a wall of protection around their signature named assets. Not including their vaginas which remain a public commodity as ordered by a black judge who loves fat white ass. Kylie Jenner through her literacy helpers filed a trademark to own the name “Kylie” for advertising purposes. It’s a rather broad claim. Not “Kylie’s Jumping Jam Ass Play Accordion” or “Kylie Siphons Semen from a Used Condom Mobile App”. Just Kylie.

This didn’t sit well with Australian long time pop singer Kylie Minogue who filed a counterclaim saying it would mess the shit out of about thirty Kylie named bits of crap she’s been selling for years. Then Minogue went Trump and added the fact that Kylie Jenner is nothing more than a “secondary television reality personality”. Kylie cut that clip and framed it on her wall of achievement next to her birth certificate and receipt at fourteen for breast augmentation. It’s unclear whether or not the Kardashians will win this trademark battle but it’s worth considering they’ve won every single bit of indecency they’ve ever attempted for the past nine years. Never bet against the flu.

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