Iggy Azalea Plastic Surgery Shamed

Eventually people will seek sympathy for every less admirable thing they do by claiming they were shamed because of it. Iggy Azalea wants points for admitting she had her nose and tits done while still lying about her ass. She thinks it’s unfortunate that in 2016 women have to lie about cosmetic surgery because everybody is doing it.

I wanted to change my nose because I didn’t grow up with a bump on it — that happened when I got smashed in the face with a soccer ball when I was 16. Now I feel like my nose looks the way it’s supposed to look.

A harrowing tale of survival if ever there was. It’s unclear what kind of sporting equipment hit her in the ass causing her to inject fat taken from waistline sub-gluteus in order to look like a caricatured black woman. Confessions often come in stages. Azalea is trying to recover her public image tarnished by that whole albino Barbie shaming of Australian rappers.

All of those women who criticize someone for having surgery — if they had $10 million in their account tomorrow, I’d dare them not to change one thing about themselves or at least think about it.

Yeah, you should’ve quit after the bogus soccer story. There’s always Nick Young to fall back on. Have you met many guys who are 31 and out of the league with no real backup plans before?

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