GIgi Hadid Tit Falls Out For Versace

Those sad eyes speak to the only daughter in a family not anointed with celebrity lyme disease by her aging model matriarch. Why mama? Where is my tragical asymptomatic ailment? A Cinderella story that concludes with this steel blue eyed shark rolling her eyes back in her head and letting her tit fall out of her dress on the Italian runway. Donatella Versace was not amused. Though nobody would notice until her post-mortem. The skinny girls all told you this would happen. Only those unworthy to walk ever blame the dress.

Photo Credit: Splash