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March 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Some untold number of boys grew up trying to match their swings to Ted Williams or Hank Aaron. Girls are now growing up imitating the visceral turpitude of Kim Kardashian. Aspirational dreams are one key indicator of achievement. This chick wanted to be Kardashian so badly. She generated sexually scandalous gossip bait. She slipped into a pair of enormous fake tits. She had a marginal reality show. She’s stupid. It all seemed so perfect. What went wrong? The world needs bridesmaids. It’s bad form to drunk fuck the bride.
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