Caitlyn Jenner Tests Dildo (VIDEO)

Caitlyn Jenner is behaving like every closeted Midwesterner who ever made it to a coastal metropolis. Like a kid in a candy store where all the candy is cock. Jenner’s latest hijinks have her genitally ambiguous entourage passing around a vibrator and making jokes. It’s funny because Jenner has no knowledge of this completely foreign device because he’s never watched TV or read a magazine. Also because he wasn’t married to a woman he had only sex with twice in twenty-two years.  

While Jenner’s paid entourage pretend Caitlyn’s a bon vivant with a heart of gold, trannies not treated to Cristal on the party bus are increasingly expressing anger toward Jenner for his fame whoring. Trannies come together in their horrible origin stories. Isolation, beatings, and meth are must haves. Jenner’s origin story is set in a Malibu beach estate and involves which designer gown to wear to the Golden Globes. Maybe it’s time he worked a corner to feed his addiction beast. Sorry, just gave away episode 9. I know where you can stick that vibrator.