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March 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j | 0 Comments
I Am Cait had better culminate in the live surgical removal of Jenner’s genitals with Jenner biting down on a leather bit because lidocaine isn’t organic. This payoff might justify the incessant monitoring of Jenner’s every pointless breath. Most recently, Caitlyn has stripped down to get in a bubble bath and reenact a scene from ex-wife Kris Jenner’s 1980’s “I Love My Friends” home music video. The one that featured an appearance by murderer and Khloe baby daddy, O.J. Simpson. Caitlyn is hilarious. Because she has to be. If anyone admitted that even the insinuation of Caitlyn Jenner’s floppy wiener poking through a flimsy layer of Mr. Bubbles made them choke on their vomit, they would be crucified as a homophobic bigot. Because tolerance. Nice tuck, Cait.
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