Caitlyn Jenner Ruins Women’s Golf, More

Caitlyn Jenner has teed off in her first golf tournament. As a woman. Video of the event shows Jenner destroying the ball with no noticeable adverse effects from the implants or vehicular homicides. Sports domination was the inevitable conclusion of the transgender movement. As predicted almost fifteen years ago in the prescient blockbuster, Juwanna Mann. The WNBA will soon be comprised entirely of transgendered males. The same for the LPGA. Women’s professional bowling remains the same. It’s bad news for every single female athlete currently drawing a paycheck. It’s great news for the WNBA counting on every single guy who said he’d watch the sport when there was dunking. They’re not yelling Bruce, they’re yelling boo. Your party bus is getting progressively less occupied.

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