Caitlyn and Arnold Are Buds

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Caitlyn Jenner were seen rubbing puffy faces at a recent event. The two have been friends for decades being the only two Republicans in Hollywood. Bruce Jenner in a wig looks exactly like the housekeeper mother of Schwarzenegger’s unmentioned Spanish love child. Schwarzenegger was the first person to introduce Jenner to testicle-shrinking hormone supplements. Now that Jenner is looking to date men, this could be the next power-bottom couple. Don’t worry, Caitlyn’s only fertile in her imagination. When do we all turn to pillars of salt again?

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