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March 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Since no Democrats under 40 and white are willing to vote for the biddy who reminds them of their lesbian aunt, Bernie Sanders has been winning over the sexually liberated young chicks. Tons of them lined up outside the Wiltern in Los Angeles to listen to Sanders offer them a whole bunch of free shit to be paid for by their parents. Once again. Some chicks from Free the Nipple came by to remind everybody that nudists aren’t the most attractive subset of our population. It’s kind of amazing the young pussy Bernie Sanders could pull as a 73-year old cranky Jewish socialist. You’re now sugar daddy to ten million girls facing the prospect of real work. A little slower, Tanya. Oh, yeah, that’s it. Feel the Bern.
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