Bella Thorne Blasted in Fur

Bella Thorne made the classic mistake of pissing off the anti-fur people. Islamic suicide bombers are less committed to their cause. Thorne posted this photo of herself in a fur coat she assured everybody was faux because she wanted to be politically correct. Also live to see her nineteenth birthday. Unfortunately anti-fur activists don’t work normal jobs, or any jobs, and have tons of free time on their hands. One discovered that the precise $1700 jacket Thorne was wearing was made from rabbit and arctic fox and the fur stripped from the testicular region of the last known snuffleupagus on the planet. Thorne claims she was duped by the wardrobe team who gave it to her because you know how wardrobe teams are. She vowed never to wear anything furry again save for the chest hair of swarthy Jewish studio executives as needed to garner plum movie roles. Everybody agreed to let bygones be bygones, following the apology donation check, naturally.

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Bella Thorne has been lighting up Snapchat of late with her swimsuit photos. You might as well tug one out, I believe that’s the intended purpose. She’s not selling swimsuits.