Ariel Winter Adores Her Smaller Tits

Ariel Winter can’t stop writing essays about how much she loves her new small tits. She suffered through most of her teen years with enormous breasts that caused her tons of unwanted attention, back pain, and constantly having super high paying jobs for a girl her age. Five million in the bank so Winter downshifted from a 35F to a 34C. She used to hate shopping because everything she tried on made her look too sexy. Fuck that nonsense.

I was 13, 14 years old, and I looked 19. Suddenly, people didn’t want to talk about my job – they just wanted to talk about my cleavage… The conversation became about my looks instead of my talent and work – everything that I didn’t want.

Now she’s in Glamour magazine showing off her breasts. It’s a woman’s prerogative to be fickle. Men could never understand this problem. I only see it as Ariel grabbing a treasure chest of gold coins and flinging them into the ocean. Your load is lightened. Congratulations.The barista apron should fit nicely now.

Photo Credit: Glamour