A-Rod Dating Google Founder’s Old Lady

Alex Rodriguez is dating Anne Wojcicki, the ex-wife of super rich Sergey Brin who founded Google. She got more than a handshake upon departure. She also runs that 23 and Me genetics company that for a pouch of gold coins allows white and black people to discover that their ancestors used to fuck each other on the down low. A-Rod has always been partial to athletic, smart, ambitious women. So, men. This in contrast to Derek Jeter who simply likes hot young girls with big tits. He even tore open Mariah Carey in the 90’s when she fit the bill and narrow dresses. Rodriguez more for pro wrestler Torrie Wilson and Cameron Diaz during her bulking up with monster truck tire dead lift period. So, men. If this were not a dude finishing up his 400th million dollar in baseball contracts this season, you might say gold digger. Which charts just above the soul searching entry for men who dig manly women. Enjoy your Mexican.

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