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February 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The further a grinning asshole climbs without getting a punch in the face, the more legendary he becomes. Nobody has dared more powerful people to drop him in a river than Martin Shkreli. Today Shkreli moved on to making goofy fuck you faces at self-serious Congressmen holding hearings on Capitol Hill. Shkreli is the honey badger. He just doesn’t give a shit. He’d take a giggling leak on Jesus’ sandals and tell him to tell his dad to go fuck himself. It’s borderline admirable to play douchebag to power. Shkreli is either hyper aware of the comical hypocrisy between big government and big pharma or he’s just dropping ecstasy before all of his press conferences and public appearances. It might be both. He’ll be dead or locked up this round or the next. There are plenty of rich assholes who live forever. But not the ones who fuck with the AIDS community. That bullseye is permanent.