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February 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
What the world needs more than ever is a way to snatch even more money away from online fantasy football players. You weren’t happy enough with your office geek league for a couple hundred bucks and now you’ve lost the house and the car title to an app. When you’re on your knees sucking a stranger to pay for immunizations for your babies, will you be reveling in your epic decision to play Latavius Murray at RB in Week 3? Fuck, you need to think of something. Alley dick is the worst. Try the Lotto, chump. At least you’ll have your Sundays free again.