Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Coupling Up

Sociologists have conducted studies where they open cell doors at prisons as if by accident. Most cons hurdle out to freedom, but a certain percentage of the inmates simply won’t take the opportunity for flight. That’s Rob Kardashian, stuck in a family of shrewish whores he can’t stomach but without the backbone for escape. When you’re binge eating to suppress sadness, you’ll dine on anything. Cold pizza, old peanut butter, the chlamydia ridden snatch of your half-sister’s rapper boyfriend’s baby mama. That used to be off-limits. Now it’s your first meal out of rehab. Kardashian men don’t fare well past thirty. Nice brand new Dodgers hat. You’re breaking all the wrong rules.

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