Pamela Anderson Cruelty Free

Pamela Anderson announced her line of zero animal product footwear. Pammies. It’s a stupid name but if you’re pulling plastic for vegan pumps designed by Pamela Anderson, you’re well past caring about names.

I’m not the designer. Celebrities are not designers. I don’t like the word ‘celebrity,’ since people can be famous for no good reason in this social media culture. Activism is fun.

Not falling down drunk in the gutter with stranger cum on your cheek kind of fun, but still a hoot. The marketing campaign for Pammies seems spot on. The perfect shoes for when you’re septuagenerian FWB is napping and you’re dialing international on his rotary. The sex was animal-free too if you know what I’m saying. Isn’t that the wig you wear when the bill collectors come around? Run, Pammies, run!

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